You want some of this? When best buddies Jay and Silent Bob discover that a major motion picture is being based on their likenesses, the dopey duo head for hollywood to claim the movie money the deserve. This little monkey could be the fuckin' damn dirty ape responsible for the fall of the human race. Don't tell me your thinking of whipping your dick at that fine piece of woman, are you? Walt "Fanboy" Grover: Gus Van Sant: Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back is a 2001 American satirical stoner buddy comedy film written, co-edited, and directed by Kevin Smith and produced and co-edited by Scott Mosier. Go to hell! James Van Der Beek: Gay, straight it's all the same now. A man in a kids character costume on a movie set gets shot by a cop in the chest and falls over. Jay: [Silent Bob tries to get a good luck of his own]. Be Don Juan de la Nooch. Whillenholly: She has a nice voice, too. Jay: After that, I want to smell your titties for a while, and you can pull my nutsack up over my dick so it looks like a bullfrog. YO, FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING SQUARE! So what can a smooth pimp daddy like myself do to help the animals? Fanedit Release Date: September 2007. Yeah, and he says you're the bitch and you're the butch. You chug that ass cock, baby. Jay: [James Van Der Beek and Jason Biggs are being arrested by mistake]. Alyssa Jones: What? Keep it up, beatnik, I'll feed ya to the fuckin' dog! [after Jay and Silent Bob struggle to escape through a sewer tunnel] Oh, you like that, MULE. If today is Tuesday and the movie starts filming on Friday, we have Holden: Jay: And he's playing Chronic, aka Ray. In August 2001, three weeks prior to release, the film came under fire from the Gay & Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation (GLAAD), for its "overwhelmingly homophobic tone",[24] which included an abundance of gay jokes and characters excessively using the term "gay" to mean something derogatory. Why didn't Miramax option his other comic instead. By what name was Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001) officially released in India in English? This revised second edition provides an introduction to the phonetics and phonology of English. Holden : The Internet buzz. What you don't believe me? Hooker #1: Don't fuck with the Jedi Master, son. The comic "Bluntman and Chronic" is based on real-life stoners Jay and Silent Bob, so when they get no profit from a big-screen adaptation, they set out to wreck the movie.The comic "Bluntman and Chronic" is based on real-life stoners Jay and Silent Bob, so when they get no profit from a big-screen adaptation, they set out to wreck the movie.The comic "Bluntman and Chronic" is based on real-life stoners Jay and Silent Bob, so when they get no profit from a big-screen adaptation, they set out to wreck the movie. [Steve-Dave is forcing him onto his knees] Sissy: Take sex for example. Devil Jay: Hi, I'm Banky Edwards, the creator of "Bluntman and Chronic." Jay: 42 deleted Scenes with Intros by Kevin Smith and guests "Why Movies Cost So Much: Comicon Gag Reel" with intro Jay and Silent Bob's Secret Stash with intros: - "Judd Nelson" Poor Dante. Sissy: Didn't we used to ride that shit to school every morning for free? Passerby: I'm a smooth pimp who loves the pussy. We at View Askew respect the noble Platypus, and it is not our intention to slight these stupid creatures in any way. Watch on YouTube Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back Comedy 2001 1 hr 44 min English audio CC BUY OR RENT When best buddies Jay and Silent Bob discover that a major motion picture is being. Well it isn't my way but I'll be damned if their doesn't go one happy family. To insist that any of what follows is incendiary or inflammatory is to miss our intention and pass undue judgment; and passing judgment is reserved for God and God alone (this goes for you film critics toojust kidding). We gotta bust up some people who were calling us names on the internet, even thought they're not really talking about us but characters based on us, and at the same time find my ex-girlfriend-who-was-killed-by-a-car-explosion's monkey. Sheriff: Let's cut out their kidneys and sell them to the black market and leave them in a seedy motel bathtub full of ice. Justice: While the picture betrayed a few concerns, as a whole it looked quite good and it offered the strongest image of any Smith DVD to date. Leave 'em out here like that and see what happens. Oh my god, he just called Sissy 'Juggs'. See, here's the pulse. Jason Mewes looks back on Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back and the View Askewniverse to celebrate the buddy comedy's 20th anniversary. I AM THE C.L.I.T. On the bonus DVD (176 minutes), Smith explains in the on-camera intros of the deleted scenes that several scenes had to be cut from the theatrical release, due to the film initially receiving an NC-17 rating from the MPAA. Jay: Dante: I wasn't even supposed to be here today!! All right, gang, let's just shoot some tear gas into the diner, and then when the guys come out with the monkey, we'll Fuckbeans. Daphne: When convenience store hangabouts Jay and Bob (see "Clerks") learn a film is being made with their comic book alter egos Bluntman and Chronic (see "Chasing Amy") and without any payment to them, the doped-out duo undertake a cross-country odyssey (see "Dogma") to sabotage the production (see "Mallrats"). Aren't you the guy who fucked the pie! It was an incredible mesh of the high-brow and the low-brow. The UK cinema version altered a line of dialogue to receive a 15 certificate. We met a few weeks back, I'm the executive producer. After obsessing over this movie for so long I decided to make a quiz. Crazy crackers with guns. Gag Reel Kevin Smith returns with another introduction to yet more crap footage. [Justice is almost repulsed when Jay makes a quick save]. Jason Biggs: You're not paralyzed. the wrong way. Hey look, I'm sorry I dragged you away from whatever-gay-serial-killers-who-ride-horses-and-like-to-play-golf-touchy-feely-picture you're supposed to be doing this week. Willenholly: It includes a longer scene with the two scenes joking. James Van Der Beek: You're like a child. [Holden, Jay, and Bob look into the camera]. Mewes would compensate for his lack of drugs by drinking heavily after every day of shooting and nearly got into a fist fight with Scott Mosier when he had to come back one night for a re-shoot while drunk. Let's remember who talked who into doing this shit in the first place. [he kisses Justice's hand romantically; she smiles and moves to the front of the van. It's either this or jail. Miramax Security Guard Gordon: Kevin Smith closes the book-literally-on his slacker reprobates with this fifth entry in his "View Askewniverse." Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back is a 2001 American satirical stoner buddy comedy film written and directed by Kevin Smith, the fifth to be set in his View Askewniverse, a growing collection of characters and settings that developed out of his cult-favorite Clerks. Please turn it on so that you can experience the full capabilities of this site. I wish they were hitchhiking girls- sexy hitchhiking girls. You know it, but a Jay and Silent Bob movie? Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back is a 2001 American comedy film written and directed by Kevin Smith, the fifth to be set in his View Askewniverse, a growing collection of characters and settings that developed out of his cult favorite Clerks. A scene where Holden shows Jay and Bob a site called donkey-show.com, A cut scene of Jay and Bob on the bus to Hollywood, An alternate, filthier take of the Scooby Doo scene, An small part in the Mooby fast food joint where Jay reads an E-mail on moviepoopshoot.com, More of the scene in the Van where Brent sings, A scene between Brent and a CGI created sheep, A scene where Jay and Bob try to lean on the wall of the store, More of the scene in the store and a scene of Jay singing, A small scene of the jewel thieves getting dressed, More of Willenholly at the scene of the crime, More of the news report with Willenholly including a scene at the Stash, A scene where Jay talks to hookers in Hollywood, More of the scene on the balcony with the girls, More of Justice escaping with the diamonds, A scene where Jay and Bob watch a scene of Daredevil being shot. Affleck, you the bomb in "Phantoms", yo! Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back grossed $30.1 million in the United States and Canada and $3.7 million in other territories for a worldwide total of $33.8 million, against a production budget of $22 million. That's my ex-girlfriend's monkey. Damn second rule in that book should be: "Trim that shit". Steve Kmetko: And for one more record, he does love the cock. Stealing, boning, blowing shit up, and now you're like this little priss with a conscience. Yeah, but then they made "She's All That" and it went downhill from there. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001) Quotes Showing all 141 items Holden : If the buzz is any indicator, that movie's gonna make some huge bank. Whoaaa avenge me Hemp Knight. After an expedient exodus . [on "Bluntman and Chronic: The Movie"] Once we get to Hollywood and find those Miramax fucks who is makin' the movie we're gonna make them eat our shit, then shit out our shit, and then eat their shit that's made up of our shit that we made 'em eat. Steve-Dave Pulasti: They don't? [they smile and shake hands as Silent Bob shakes his head]. Chrissy: Free shipping for many products! Uh-huh. That's what I thought. Well, we want somethin' for our mental anguish. I mean, I don't think I'm alone in the world in imagining this flick may be the worst idea since Greedo shooting first. We had a deal with you on the comics, remember? Jason Biggs: I was gonna call it "N.W.P." The white man stole it. They've got a monkey in there? Filming began on January 14, 2001, and ended on April 19, 2001. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back $3.99 $14.99 Available at a lower price from other sellers that may not offer free Prime shipping. Ha, ha, you're gonna love this. There's females present. "[13] On Metacritic the film has a score of 51 out of 100, based on 31 critics, indicating "mixed or average reviews". This not only ties into the bad writing, but ALSO the bad acting and bad directing. Angel Jay: Quick Stop Groceries - 58 Leonard Avenue, Leonardo, New Jersey, USA. Hitchhiker: In this world gone mad, we won't spank the monkey- the monkey will spank us. Mua-ha-ha-ha! Picture Fear not, for the beauty of the ageing central two dudes is there for all to see in a clear transfer of this movie to disc. Will you fuck me when you get out? And I'm, like, "Jay and Silent Bob." Jay: The loose plotting and crude language may be too much for others though. Here's your coffee sir. Mind you I am 20 years old (born a year after Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back), and the reason I got interested in it was because I saw the Rst store become a dispensary, so thats when I knew Jay and Silent Bob were actually stoner characters. Did ya hear that fuckin' guy tellin' me how to fuckin' raise ya? What've I been telling you? It's the fifth comedy in Smith's celebrated New Jersey "trilogy." COMMANDER! Remind me to renew that restraining order. Look at me. Just stand there, and react. Smith announced in February 2017 that he was writing a sequel called Jay and Silent Bob Reboot and started filming in February 2019[3][4][5][6] and was released on October 15 that same year. You got 50 bucks, we can get NASTY. See? Especially you. Have you seen them roaming around? Filming took in place in New Jersey, and mostly in California. Brent: Damn yous! . Jay: One: we're walking, talking, bad girl cliches. Amount of time Cut/Added : SCENES CUT/TRIMMED/EDITED. Justice is fond of the pair, but reluctantly accepts them as new patsies. At least Holden had the good sense to leave his name off of it. If I go to prison will you wait for me? Did you ever get to 3rd base with her? Ladies, Ladies, Ladies, Jay and Silent Bob are in the hizzouse! I quit! Alright, and after it's all over, you say "Ooh, what a lovely tea party". The Internet has given everybody in America a voice. And that body? Written by God herself and sent down to the greatest band in the world: The mother-fucking Time. I'm the pie fucker. Ben Affleck: Jay: This page has been archived and is no longer updated. Man, that shit was so gay - fucking eighties style. We came to Hollywood, I fell in love. So? Varse Sarabande released the original score by James L. Venable. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back; Fanedit Type: Extended Edition. Check this shit out. Walt "Fanboy" Grover: Though it'll go without saying ten minutes or so into these proceedings, View Askew would like to state that this film is - from start to finish - a work of comedic fantasy, not to be taken seriously. Jay: They gotta break into Provasik now. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001) Alternate Versions Showing all 4 items The Enhanced CD Soundtrack has a video for "Jay's Rap 2001", in which is shown a number of shots that did not make it into the final film mixed in with those that did. [getting into the van] Whillenholly: Hitchhiker: Thank you again and enjoy the show. You know, maybe one night me and Lunch Box are out we're mackin' some chick and shit, and she's, like, "Ooh, I want to suck youse guys' dicks off," and she's, like, "What your names?" No one rules the C.L.I.T like me. James Van Der Beek: Stars: What? OOH you little fuck. Jay: Free Shipping on CD, DVD, and Blu-ray orders over $40. Then, we throw the Dixie cup out. Right. The pair visit Holden McNeil (Chasing Amy), co-writer of Bluntman and Chronic, and demand him to give them their royalties from the film, but Holden explains he sold his share of the rights to co-creator Banky Edwards. There are a few outtakes worth seeking out in this featurette, but the rest is dreck. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back: Many Deleted Scenes, Bloopers, and Special Mentions throughout the credits.